Close We use cookies to give you the best possible online experience. If you continue, we'll assume you are happy for your web browser to receive all cookies from our website.
See our privacy policy for more information on cookies and how to manage them.

10 Things You Should Never Say To a Bridesmaid

If you are asked to be a bridesmaid you know it's one of the biggest honors a friend can bestow on you. But the honor can turn to horror thanks to a few badly chosen words. When the bride-to-be becomes a bridezilla you will learn to just grin and bear it like any good bridesmaid does.  


“Because you’re a bridesmaid you need to keep every Saturday free for the next two months.” There's only one thing we can say to that...

Oh heeeell to the no


“I’ve had a great idea. Let’s have the bridal shower in Hawaii!” Because it’s you’re idea, you’re gonna pay for it, right?”

Say what? (Oprah Winfrey)


“Hey how was your…actually what do you think of these wedding favors?” Argh, I'm so over this wedding already!

Kim Kardashian bored


“I’m sorry, there’s no space for you to bring your boyfriend to the wedding.” So you want me to be your bridesmaid, but I can’t bring a guest?! Seriously, you’re messing with me?

Minions sucker punch

Universal Pictures / Illumination Entertainment 


“I don’t want you looking hotter than me, so I bought you this dress.” Hell to the no! I’m not wearing a dress that makes me look like a tomato / big yellow taxi / Barney the dinosaur. And no, orange is not the new black in bridesmaid dresses.

MRW a friend explains the end of a movie I wanted to watch (Tim Gunn mind blown)



"If the dress doesn’t come in your size you have to lose weight or buy two dresses and sew them together.” So you think I'm fat enough for two dresses? I'll just crawl under this rock and die.

Robin crying under desk (how I met your mother)



“And the best part is, you can shorten it and wear it again.” Has any bridesmaid ever worn her dress again? Trust me it will find a home in the back of the closet.

C’mon eye roll



“You have to wear flat shoes on the day so I’m the tallest.” Don’t take away my heels! Without them I’m the size of Tyrion Lannister.

Game of Thrones Slap


“I need you to cut your hair so it's shoulder length for my wedding or the pictures won’t look right.” Backup the train, you want me to cut my hair? I’ll wear the ugly dress but leave my mane alone!

No Way



Log in or register to post comments